Mercer Island sighting

I took a paid time off day today to do some VO2 testing and decided to head up to Obama loving Seattle, more specifically Mercer Island. I brought my TT rig and after my 14th time around the loop (like 165 miles), noticed this sign.

Mad power hits out to the guerilla artist. This team has crossed the RC in the past. And any Armondos, Seattle Super Squadra, Zoka Cucina Fresca! cat 1/2 riders want to come work for me on bobs-barn.com, give me a shout. Wait a minute, don't even fucking bother.

Some clarification and advice for old timers

Apparently, losers, there is confusion with my blog and someone named Robert Campbell. From what I can see, this Robert Campbell appears to be a Masters C or possibly D racer. In other words he doesn't exist in my world. I am a category 1 racer and the only time I enter Master A races is when there is a purse I can take from the old timers who like to ride their bikes real fucking slow.